OK. Gods up there in heaven, I forgive you today.
Because you stopped raining at the appointed time.
So, when I was unable to swim it isn't your fault anymore (well, partially though)
IT IS MY PARENTS! "aiya, you will catch a cold one, if you go and swim in the rain/ after the rain." This was after the rain.
You see, I predicted that It WILL RAIN in the afternoon during lunch. Because it ALWAYS RAINS when I wanna go swimming.
Thus, I persuaded my parents to bring me to swim earlier, at about 2 p.m. But, Those ignorant bastards ignored me and said, "aiya, you will become chao da and very ugly when you grow old. Will have freckles one you know! And then you will need to spend money to go do laser."
Hey old hag, who's like you, go do crappy facial treatment stuff? And even IF i really spend money, I THINK it is my money I am SPENDING.
Well, that's about it today.
Tmr, guys up there in the clouds,
If you dare make it rain,
I will personally deal with you when I go up to heaven I tell you.
I will stir up a rebellion up there and turn it into a living HELL!
Remember that. GOD DAMN IT! (Oops, gods, you can't damn yourselves eh? CURSE YOU! DAMN YOU!)
kays, enough cursing.
The definition if rain in Garfield: A mild depression.
It is ABSOLUTELY TRUE!
I was freaking depressed when it rained.
Well not totally depressed. More like: PISSED OFF, CURSED EVERYTHING UNDER THE SUN, START GETTING GRUMPY AND INFECTING THE WHOLE FAMILY, then, finally, gave up hope and DEPRESSED.
BTW, SNSJ! I MISS YOU! But wearing full U for P.D MIGHT just make it up to me for missing SJ for a week. I look forward to P.D on 12 Apr and SJ on coming Friday! WOOTS!
And tmr I am gonna collect my new passport! YAY!
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