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GHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Like, I HATE my birthday this year. I mean, I am so happy that for once it is not on the school hols (so ppl will sing bday song for me and buy me prezzies ahaha) but why, oh, WHY must it be on Friday? Somemore on an unlucky Friday.
And this year is REAAAAALLLLYYYY unlucky for me.
Like, for example, I bruised myself today, while searching in my bag. Like, woweee. And also, I scratched myself while walking TWICE in the past few days. I bet on the actual day I'll get hit by a car, or get pushed down the specs stand for morning assembly, or fall down the building while wearing my shoes, or get bit by a rabid dog (or cat), or get stampeded by the track ppl jogging in the morning, or find out that I failed all my tests, or maybe my bag will RIP on the road when I'm going to school in the morning. I might also hit my head on my scissors, or it may slip and fall on my wrist instead. And then the ambulance ppl are busy having coffee, so they are late in coming to save me and then I have already bled to death. I may also get food poisoning, or maybe I'll swallow a fish bone and have to go for operation, and it failed, or maybe I choke on a fish ball, or drink too much coffee and go run on the road when the light is red, during rush hour some more. Or my bag may be too heavy and then I fall in front of the train when it is coming. And the JIA LE some more say my house will catch fire. Or maybe I'll spill water over my com and get electric shock, or maybe i slip and fall and hit my head on the toilet bowl or maybe I get bitten by and aedes mosquito, or that mosquito that spreads malaria.
Anyway, there are a million things which I may die from on my bday, so I better start packing my helmet, shin guards, wrist guards, and elbow guards
Found this on Kai Ling's blog!