BLAHDY DAY TODAY! I just came back from swimming and all my muscles are screaming in pain! And some wounds re-opened, how sweet! And, I was swimming in the bloody rain! I was damn pissed because I waited for 3 weeks to swim at my new house, and this time, it is the same scenario, it IS RAINING! I didn't give a damn anymore, I WAITED for 3 FULL WEEKS! ppl who knows me understand that I am impatient right? So, I played in the pool and had FUN? The DEEPEST pool was 1.2m? W.T.F? And niw I am dripping wet and typing this post, my comp. might just explode. need to shower, catching a cold soon.( F.Y.I: I always shower in COLD WATER! it's refreshing! try it!)

thought that i could be a good senior and be nice, but blehhhh... No WAY man!
"I want one volunteer!" O.I.C said. "sec1s, just 1 volunteer!" .... BLAH BLAH BLAH... Then, the sec1s recovered while we (seniors) are all in pumping position to wait for them to have one BLOODY VOLUNTEER TO JUST SAY" ONE TWO THREE, Permission to recover O.I.C!" Tell them go die lahhh! I hold until arms trembled, sweat went into my eyes and caused me to tear, back muscle dead, flabby stomach turned into abs overnight, and when we recovered, I was like the rusty tin-man in the wizard of Oz, can't move at all! But, I was enjoyable! FOOTDRILL ROCKS! Even though I LOCKED MYARMS, We still had to pump when we did the right things. What about those who did the wrong things huh? SHOULD THEY JUST DROP DEAD AND DIE? W.T.H! They were happily standing, that's all! WHAT UNFAIRNESS HUH? But, nehmind, Don't care le... My knees are bleeding, so cool!!!! I came to school in a perfect piece, I left school scar-covered and broken... EPIC sentence man! It is so damn true baby! I got sunburn too! And I did something lame in class today during Maths and EL, I drew a new manga? It is morbidly random and makes no sense at all! Yeah, Just doodles! But it is cute!
Bleh.... I found out that the most, sweetest bell in school is the one that rings to signal the end of a week of school! TKL agrees! Hooray!!!! Went out for macs today)bad councillor...) got lectured by ** **** today, ok I accept all the charges you impose upon me. WHATEVER! Ha! BORED, STRESSED, Tmr HCL hw not done! An yi lun wen! diediedie!
sigh, bye

Ok blog! Just to inform everyone that I am officially dead! HOORAY! Tmr got GEOG test and I am gonna die! HOORAY!
See, I have so many reasons to die, HOORAY! I wouldn't be suprised if I just said bye to you all and slit my own throat, SERIOUSLY! HOORAY!
This is a morbidly random post using HOORAY in a wrong way! HOORAY!

URGH~

Can't control myself! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! I can't stand the urge of controlling the class to be quiet. Just can't stand a noisy class! haha Weirdo!
Oh ya. Dear 2 wisdom, especially those ppl whose attire sucks, there will be regular spot checks ok! Just like today morning! And if you are near any councillors, they might be booked together with you.( Because we didn't influence you) And on the 3rd booking, your parents are informed, and on the 5th booking we will be suspended from sch for 2 weeks.
NOTE THE SERIOUSNESS OF THE SCHOOL! OBEY THE SCHOOL RULES PPL! OR DIE!
haha
Kai Ling was like ahahaha-ing(evil laughter) during maths lesson today, so freaky!
I am surrounded by crazy ppl... My results SUCK! I want to drop dead & die!

Sick of everything on Earth...

I AM SICK OF EVERYTHING ON THIS BLOODY EARTH! I seriously swear man I hate our class! NO OFFENSE but this is my blog yeah, and I have every right to post whatever I want! Our class SUCKS!( This includes myself) Attire SUCKS! Attitude SUCKS! Bonding of our class SUCKS! Listening to teacher SUCKS! Environment for studying SUCKS! 2 Wisdom 09, we SUCK! Can We make an effort to do something about this? BLOODY HECK, NO! Class refuse to listen when the teacher or your fellow classmate is in front of you, talking about important stuff. Our class can't agree on a single thing. We took ages to finally finish discussing about our class tee. And now, We can't decide on what to do for the assembly thingy! GREAT JOB 2 WISDOM! And yeah, I know that I am a sucky, lousy, vulgar, violent councillor and I have NO RIGHTS AT ALL to tell you all to keep quiet, to behave and etc... YEAH, I KNOW YOU ALL THINK AND AGREE THAT I AM UNFIT TO BE A COUNCILLOR AND SHOULD BE SACKED! YEAH, but, Amelia is a good role-model right? So, when she asks you to SHUT UP, YOU JOLLY WELL SHUT YOUR TRAP UP! Death threats don't work, nicely asking don't work, seriously telling you guys won't work! SO WHAT THE HELL WORKS!? HUH! YOU TELL ME! I HAVE NOTHING, NOTHING ON THIS EARTH THAT IS WORTH NOT DYING FOR I TELL YOU!
Yeah, HATE me all you want. And I tell you I don't give a damn. I DON'T!
As a fellow human being, I advise you
As a friend, I persuade you.
As a classmate, I tell you.
As a councillor, I threaten and order you. ( you might be pissed off and think that I am bossy)
As a stranger, who just recently entered your life, I FEEL LIKE MURDERING YOU IN COLD BLOOD. AFTER MY SPEECH.

THAT IS WHAT I FEEL RIGHT NOW! So many different ways have I tried to get these messages driven into your THICK SKULL.
" BEHAVE YOURSELF"
"PAY ATTENTION"
" BE QUIET"
"LINE UP QUICKLY"
" GET DOWN FOR ASSEMBLY"
Ehhhhhhhhhhh...... Do you all even bother?
Sometimes to stop my nagging, you say ok, or yes, but continue doing your stuff.
Sometimes you just roll your eyes at me( Screw your eyes)
Sometimes you pretend not to hear anything!
I am sick of all this.
2 WISDOM! LISTEN UP! I am really going to erupt soon. I is no longer a joke like what SOME PEOPLE always say.
Seriously, you wouldn't like it when I abandon my humanity. I am not threatening anyone. I am expressing what I truly feel. For those who thought that I was angry before, you are all wrong. Please 2 Wisdom, I truly hope that we can be the best class in the level. All of you all want to get in E.C classes right?
Listen to your teachers, your friends, your fellow classmates, your councillors, even though you can ignore whatever I say until you think that I am worthy of your respect. But listen to the other 37 souls in the class.(minus me and yourself).
This is a long post, I know. But this is what I feel. I will not do anything tmr. You all listen to the other three councillors. I will just be taking your attendance and not tell you to line up. That is all.
Goodbye. My soul is bleeding and hope to die.

Tang Kai Ling says:
siao
Died... says:
what
Tang Kai Ling says:
aya nevermind
Died... says:
help me
Died... says:
thank you
Died... says:
I you
Died... says:
i will kiss you tmr
Tang Kai Ling says:
kay stop saying that
Tang Kai Ling says:
ewww
Tang Kai Ling says:
OMHOLYFUCKINGGOD
Died... says:
hahahahaha
Tang Kai Ling says:
no way man
Died... says:
ok
Died... says:
thanks anyways

HAHAHA
HILARIOUS POST!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Like, I HATE my birthday this year. I mean, I am so happy that for once it is not on the school hols (so ppl will sing bday song for me and buy me prezzies ahaha) but why, oh, WHY must it be on Friday? Somemore on an unlucky Friday.
And this year is REAAAAALLLLYYYY unlucky for me.
Like, for example, I bruised myself today, while searching in my bag. Like, woweee. And also, I scratched myself while walking TWICE in the past few days. I bet on the actual day I'll get hit by a car, or get pushed down the specs stand for morning assembly, or fall down the building while wearing my shoes, or get bit by a rabid dog (or cat), or get stampeded by the track ppl jogging in the morning, or find out that I failed all my tests, or maybe my bag will RIP on the road when I'm going to school in the morning. I might also hit my head on my scissors, or it may slip and fall on my wrist instead. And then the ambulance ppl are busy having coffee, so they are late in coming to save me and then I have already bled to death. I may also get food poisoning, or maybe I'll swallow a fish bone and have to go for operation, and it failed, or maybe I choke on a fish ball, or drink too much coffee and go run on the road when the light is red, during rush hour some more. Or my bag may be too heavy and then I fall in front of the train when it is coming. And the JIA LE some more say my house will catch fire. Or maybe I'll spill water over my com and get electric shock, or maybe i slip and fall and hit my head on the toilet bowl or maybe I get bitten by and aedes mosquito, or that mosquito that spreads malaria.
Anyway, there are a million things which I may die from on my bday, so I better start packing my helmet, shin guards, wrist guards, and elbow guards
Found this on Kai Ling's blog!

INTERESTING website I FOUND! Go Squadmates! It is fun!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVZqSSQOyLw&feature=related

ZOMG!

WHAT THE HELL! Today got some !Shocking! NEWS!WHAT THE HELL! Triple science classes are invitation only! HECK! Only a hundred ppl will be selected! Oh man! I am going to die! Like seriously, I feel like dying NOW! I wonder how should I die.....
OMG! I have been like dreaming in my own fantasy land for the past 2 months! I really regret it. Should have paid more attention to Mr. Gan! Now I freaking cannot understand anything he bleeding says! ZOMG! My maths suck! I cannot even understand those polygon thingys! I am retarded right?! I regret not paying attention to Mr. C.T! FANNY WONG IS OFFICIALLY DYING! She feels like emo-ing and cut herself to SHREDS! Then burn her own remains into ashes and scatter the ashes into the SEA( Sentosa might be ideal...)! Ok. GOT GEOG AND MATHS? TEST TMR! NEVER REALLY CAN focus on the revision! (the stuff that i freaked out to borrow). *SIGH* I wanna die! SOMEONE COME AND PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY!

H.E AGAIN!

YAY!!! BAKED THE BANANA WALNUT MUFFINS TODAY!!! I finished one in Mr. Gan's class and saved one for my family members to try! They said it was better than the Yam Cake and the Chicken Rendang!!Sooooooooooooooo, FUN! I sliced my finger off when chopping the walnuts though... But it is ok! A mere scratch! BORED... NO HOMEWORK! NO CCA THIS WEEK? DIE!